Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piraa bait Refrain: Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to di-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie Refrain Invite a physco-killer inside Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Refrain Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, what's this red button do? Refrain Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest way to die The dumbest way to die The dumb...
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