Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piraa bait
Refrain:
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
Refrain
Invite a physco-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Refrain
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder, what's this red button do?
Refrain
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
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